Puppy Love
Tune of Brady Bunch
There was a puppy
His name was Bingo
And one day he had very lucky hunch
He played his numbers
On the lotto
And he won a bunch
He took his winnings
All in dog bones
Chew stick and other fancy treats
He was proud, rich and hansome
As he walked down the streets
He met a poodle
Her name was Fi-fi
She was everything a puppy could desire
He was so taken with her beauty
His heart was on fire.
Seh took his dog bones
And his chew sticks - and to the curb
She gave him a great shove
He walked home poor but wiser
Having learned - all about - young puppy love