I just ain't cricket.

AND the FIRST MAN put the running (ha, bloody ha!) of the country at risk, and didn't the buffo in charge suffer? So who (FIRST & SECOND MAN) would have been carrying? And who was visiting old people?

Not being a sports fan (aka cricketista) means we can pronounce with a soupçon less bias.

Had it been soccer, now that is a different bowl of soupçon. Politicians are so afraid to denegrate football, that such infringments would qualify for the Cummings and Govings getout clause.