Don't know if this is the right place for this but I was reading a thead in the N/Gs about joke song titles and it started me off thinking of some. Then The 'old brain' clicked in and what started as a joke song title finished off being a new song. I thought it might work for someone else so I have started a new one for you to finish, add a verse, or whatever.

Two polar bears thought one day

That they would go on a safari

They couldn't decide

What car to ride

But settled on a Ferrari