The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #166522   Message #4068952
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
20-Aug-20 - 11:01 AM
Thread Name: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
Did you know kiwi fruit have stiff, sharp, microscopic fibers in them that temporarily attach to your throat like tiny cactus thorns? It's not really noticeable if you only eat one fruit, but if you buy a marked down bag of ten and eat five at one setting, it'll feel like your throat is going to close up. Trust me on this. Do not attempt to verify by personal experimentation.