Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Trump surprises you. Welcome to the "not quite third world - yet" America! The water is lovely, if a little choppy.

Goggle Ads are getting cheeky. Amid posts of a spectacle of delays and failing deliveries at US Post was an ad for glasses re-glazed by post. (free postage both ways!)

Would you risk your spectacles being out of reach for weeks, or worse? Goggle is getting clever, too clever by half.