Hmmm, yeah...Cheez, Missus Henry
John Wensleydale Harding
Ain't No More Cheese
Tangled Up In Blue Cheese
The Ballad of Ementaler
Blind Willie McCheese
Ballad in Plain Brie
Camembert Woman
Farewell Gorgonzola
If Not For Cheese
Stilton on a Barbed-Wire Fence
Visions of Velveeta
With Gouda On Our Side
To Ricotta
All Along The Liptauer
The Gruyere's Still Waiting At The Altar
That should put paid to that idea.
Now, where were we? Hmmmm....
Oh yes, cow tipping. Unfortunately Bob Dylan has not yet written a song on this very important subject. One has to wonder why? Got any answer to that, Spaw?
- LH