Last night and the night before, an onion and a pickle came knocking on my door.
I got up to let them in, they hit me in the head with a bowling pin
One went east, one went west, one went up your mama's dress.
Now your mama's gonna have a baby, a little chocolate baby.
If it's a boy give it a toy, if it's a girl give it a curl.
Wrap it up in toilet paper, send it up the elevator.
First floor stop, Second floor stop, Third floor you better not stop 'cuz h-o-p spells HOP.