Jean-Luc, Geordi's specs
Myst'ries on the Holodecks
Asteroids, triple droids, telepathic Betazoids
Transporter, deadly claw
Visitor from LA Law
Photons, no Kirk, Captain has gone berserk
Shuttlecraft, Counselor Troi, Dr. Crusher's little boy
Klingon rites, parasites, new heights, phaser fights
Data's head, Tasha's dead, Riker's hanging by a thread
We didn't start the series, it's the Next Generation on your favorite station...

to the obvious tune...