Gethsemane Sam! Glad I did not have a mouthful of tea!

[God creating the parrot]
"How about a tie dye chicken who screams actual words at you?

[creating octopus]
GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands
ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones..
GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things

[creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag

There are a lot of those but I picked the piratical ones...