It used to be easier. Now we have to learn to speak and sing in Somalian. What does their flag look like? Can we improve upon it?

What if the crew all quit the ship and join the Air Force to become Parrot Troopers? Parrots will never replace pigeons. If you think stool pigeons can' keep a secret, a parrot is loud enough that the whole town will know everything in no time at all. A dove wouldn't do as a messenger because it has a conscience. But I digress.......