When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

A millisecond is a long time in computing.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity (Hanlon's razor).
BUT
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice (Grey's Law).

When eating wild mushrooms, leave some for the doctor to analyse.

Laughter is the best medicine, unless you've got asthma.