When you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut!

Nothing can be fool proof, because fools are ingenious.

Never argue with a fool, some people might not know the difference.

If God had meant the Americans to vote he would have given them candidates. (Utah Phillips)

Absence of mind is a cerebral condition essential to survive exposure to Party Political Broadcasts, preaching, traffic wardens, jobsworths, and the BBC. (Nick Dow influenced by Ambrose Bierce)