Why does the winkle always turn to the right
Turn to the right
Turn to the right?
Why does the winkle, when he goes to bed at night
Put 'is little nightcap on and turn to the right?
Tail first, 'e toddles off to bed
Wiv 'is little nightcap pulled dahn over 'is 'ead;
So why does the winkle always turn to the left
When 'e comes dahn for breakfast in the mornin'?