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Help ... I need some humor in my life. How about sharing your best tuning up jokes ... you know ... those favorite one or two liners you use to stall the audience while you are trying to get your cranky strings in tune. Here's a few to get us started:

What's the difference between a 1937 Chev and a five string banjo? You can tune a chev!

What note do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor!

What's the difference between a banjo and an accordian? Accordians burn longer!

Hey, make me (us) smile, CHEERS Bob (deckman) Nelson