I `ad that Bonzo3legs in my cab the other day. `e looked well brassed off. Just as if somebody `ad borrowed `is three stumps to play cricket and left `im arsing around on the grass.
I said, "Morning Mr.B. What`s put that frown upon your kisser today?"
`e said, "Jim, I`ve just come from Covent Garden where all those street entertainers carry on and there`s some bloke there with an `armonium singing all our old folk songs with a voice like `es got a plum in `is mouth. Bloody liberty!"
I said, "What`s `e going down like then?"
`e said, "Like a storm. All the tourists think they are getting the real McCoy and they`re chucking dosh in `is `at like it`s going out of fashion.!"
I said, " Nothing wrong with that, MrB. Nice little earner!!"


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