(sung to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story)

Amoeba! They call this grey blob an Amoeba!
It only has one cell, and yet it does quit well, it's true.
Amoeba! Just look at the crazy Amoeba!
Contentedly it sits, then suddenly it splits in two --
Amoeba! It's dividing again into four cells,
And these four cells will split into more cells.
Amoeba! Therer's nothing quit like the Amoeba!