When I was teen and seven -- by A.E. Houseboat

When I was teen and seven,
I heard a salesman say:
"Give me your dimes and your dollars,
And I'll give this Nash away."
"Give me your watch and your keychain,
Then climb behind the wheel."
Well being teen and seven,
I quickly closed the deal.

When I was teen and seven,
I heard him say again,
"Trade that wreck for an Edsel!
Gain status among men!"
"Give me your Nash and fifty,
For years of driving fun!"
Well I'm still but teen and seven,
And the Edsel's ceased to run.