Dear Hearts,

I never have understood the need to keep the audience mollified with wise cracks while tuning, they got ants in their pants or something?

I might say excuse me if I cut a fart or something, but if it needs to be tuned, they can wait or zap to another channel.

I mean, like the culture can't wait for the dough to rise b4 baking bread, can't take the time to cut onions to put in the stew -- but they can dam well wait until the geetar is tuned.

On the other hand tho, we got time to spend a large part of our life sitting in traffic jam up to our road rage.

(getting off muh soap box and getting ready t'tune muh autoharp )

CrzyBrd