And in case he decides to flee the country and come back to his Scottish roots:
to the tune of “My Bonnie lies over the Ocean”.

Donald’s Demise
Though Donald still lies in the US,
Though Donald still lies o’er the sea,
Though Donald still lies about ae thing,
Don’t bring back my Donald to me.
Chorus
Bring back, bring back, don’t bring back my Donald to me, to me,
Bring back, bring back, don’t bring back my Donald to me.

Though Donald could never stand losers,
He’s no good at losing, agree?
When Biden will bide in the White House,
No losers in Lewis you’ll see.
Chorus
Losers, losers, no losers in Lewis you’ll see, you’ll see,
Losers, losers, no losers in Lewis you’ll see.