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Great tabloid glee this week at the announcement that the shock-schlock American TV show "Jackass" is about to appear on British screens.

"A contestant on the show wore 'bee-kini' briefs with his privates covered in a swarm of bumblebees," the Daily Star reported.

"Another man stood in a portable loo while a crane lifted it upside down. The camera recorded what happened as the toilet's contents poured all over him"
(c)BBC News Online
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