In light of Giuliani's recent shenanigans I had an ides of rewriting an old Two-Tone song in his honor. When I looked up the lyrics I realized I didn't have to change a single word:

Message to You, Rudy
The Specials

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creating problems in town

Rudy, a message to you
Rudy, a message to you

Stop your fooling around
Time you straightened right out
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail

Rudy, a message to you
Rudy, a message to you

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creating problems in town
Rudy, a message to you
Rudy, a message to you
Rudy, a message to you
Rudy, a message to you