Jeez! All this trouble spent on this lyric. C'mon already.   Someones in the kitchen with Dinah strummin' on the old banjo. How much brain power do you need to figure out what that banjo is- strummin' away in the kitchen with Dinah?   Well, I'll give you a hint... It's not a banjo that's bein' strummed.    With Dinah.