I give up

Its put up or shut up
Living is too exclusive
to be smartly cell phoneless,
I now have the great artificial brain

To be without a smart phone
is to miss the great waster of time
To not ignore your fellow man
to be free of sinister algorhythms

Now I Get to pay for my soylent green BURger
with an expensive device
WITH DIGITAL COUPON
But I won't be caught dead
on Facebook