The version we sang at camp was:

Alice, with legs like toothpicks (snap)
And a neck like a giraffe (raffe, raffe, raffe, raffe)
Alice, where are you going? (Wonderland)
Upstairs to take a bath (bath, bath, bath, bath)
Alice, stepped in the bathtub (splash)
Alice, pulled out the plug (oh no!)
Oh my goodness, oh my soul, there goes Alice, down the hole
To the sewer, the sewer, the sewer, which is only three blocks away (in subsequent verses, it would be two blocks away, then one block away) from Jones Junior High

Three cheers for Jones Junior High
It's the best Junior High in Toledo
Their colors are purple and white
The purple stands for freedom and the white stands for fight, fight!

~Crazy how many versions of this there are!