I was brought up in Hollinwood Oldham and we sang
We're off, we're off, off in a motor car,
60 coppers are after us and we don't know where we are,
we're going round the corner eating apple pie,
along came a policeman and hit me in the eye,
i went to tell my mother, my mother wasn't in,
i went to tell my father and he threw me in the bin.

Antony Cummins, born 1978, hollinwood.