Is it PC now to make fat jokes? I didn't know. I have noticed simply that some of this town's largest men and women regularly attend the Chinese buffet where they can eat any amount of food at a nominal charge. No joke...fact. Being on only 2 legs, I suspect that they would be easier to tip than the average cow, but I'm not volunteering...

When you're as thin as I am you notice these things. Specially when you're hanging onto a lampost in order to avoid getting blown away by a gust of wind. People like me are so easy to tip that it's not even worth bothering.

The Tipper Gore thing? Well, I have read the entire thread, but not at one sitting, you see, I just keep checking on the new stuff...so I guess I lost that post of yours in the shuffle, as they say. Sorry about that. When one is reading a number of different threads here and there, it's easy to overlook something.

Now Allen Help says it's not possible to tip cows. Looks like we are once again without a consensus here. What a bummer.

- LH