AFTER EDITING

Anything that happens in life
Can happen in DC
You can make 'em mad
You can make 'em cry
Anything and everything goes

(Chorus Thats entertainment)
[SCHUMER]

The clown
With his tweets falling down
Or the case
of the man in disgrace
Or the scam
That the country can't stand
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The lights
On first ladies in tights

[BIDEN]
Or the pride
Of Nazis worst side

[SCHUMER]
Or the ball
Where he, infected them all

[BIDEN, SCHUMER, AND PELOSI]
That's entertainment!

[PELOSI]
The plot
Could be hot
Simply teaming with porn

[SCHUMER]
A gay
Senator
Who misses his ex

[BIDEN]
With McCain there never was sex

[SCHUMER]
Ob struc tion by the Congress
Feels like they have wronged us.

[NANCY]
The jerk
Who is thrown out of work

[JOE]
By the boss
Who is thrown for a lo$$

[CHUCK]
By a flirt
Who is doing him dirt

[ALL]
The world is a stage
The stage is DC
Thats entertainment!

(instrumental break)

[ALL]
The doubt
While the jury is out
Or the drill
When the judge has his fill
Or the case
Of the man who's disgraced
That's entertainment!

[NANCY]
The whore
Donald called Storm

[CHUCK]
He's the king
Of an underworld ring

[CHUCK AND JOE]
He yells fake
and tries to escape

[ALL]
That's entertainment!
It might
Be a fight
Like you see on TV
A show
that blows
About who stays or who goes
By a huge childish creep
In a time slot thats sweet

And everyone ends in mincemeat.

The gag
Where he's waving the flag
That began
With a crooked con man
Hip hip hooray
The American way!
The world is a stage
The stage in DC
THATS entertainment!