Dick - as far as USA presidents go, trump must be without doubt
the worst shite of the lot..

Take all the shitty bits of all the other presidents.
roll it up like a busy dung beetle would into a huge shit ball,
then coat it in a thick layer of even more shit..

.. that's trump...

For extra amusement spray the shit ball orange
and poke a tuft of of cat's puked up hair on top...