I'm a lifelong animal lover.
Had all sorts of pets when I was a kid..

But there's no way I'd keep any animals now,
or for the remainder of my time on Earth..

Too much responsibility, mess, and expense..

errrm.. otters..

..Mustelidae are just behind canines in my list of favourite animals..

But "Ring of Bright Water" DVD is enough otter to keep in the house...