A Merry Eczemas Playground Carol of Olde


All lazy and mangy, unkempt and ill bred
The Little Lard Cheeze Whiz lay down his cheese spread.
I love thee, Lard Cheeze Whiz! Come down in disguise
And stay on my table 'midst burgers and fries.


A Carol from the wilderness of Canuckistan

Go tell it to the Mounties
That "Jesus Christ, I'm bored!"


A pre-911 Indian Airport Carol

Mhari Khrishmas!
Mhari Khrishmas!
Khrishmas Khrishmas!
Mhari Mhari!
(Repeat into infinity)


A Spoiled Child's Carol

Children, go where I send thee.
"NO!"


Season's Cretins, folks!