I want you all to know that there are only two kinds of notes: Right notes and wrong notes. I try to get some of each into each song I play.

An old mountaineer banjo player was sitting, tuning his banjo. The northerner says, "How long you been playing banjo, grandpa?" He peers over his glasses and says, "Sixty-five year--sixty year tunin', five year playin'!!"

Dave Oesterreich