Bruno, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer

Everyone's heard of Rudolph. The reindeer with the shiny nose
And Cupid and Dancer also and all the others, I suppose
But nobody's heard of Bruno! The reindeer no one talks about
His is a sad old story. I'll tell you how it came about.

One cold and icy Christmas Eve, Bruno he was placed
One trace behind Rudolph and they set off at a pace.

It happened just over Margate, They were flying through the dark
When something shot right across them. Santa had to pull up sharp
With a screech of reindeer hoof-tracks like polystyrene on a dustbin lid
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer couldn't stop as quick as Rudolph did.


Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer was a sorry sight to see
Covered in reindeer doo-dah - No one shouted out with glee
All of the other reindeers turned their noses up at such a sight
Bruno the brown-nosed reindeer covered in reindeer ………….

Poop !!!