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Thread #168430 Message #4084476
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
21-Dec-20 - 01:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Brexit & other UK political topics
Subject: RE: BS: Brexit & other UK political topics
Boris: We are having Christmas. It would be inhuman not to.
Scientists: We can't really, the NHS would melt down in January.
Boris: Oh, shit. How can I back out now then?
Scientists: Well, there is a new varient that transmits quicker..
Boris: Yes, yes! We'll use that excuse.
Political advisers: Errrr, we are not sure that is a good id....
Boris: Course it is. I can't see anything wrong with it. Sorry nation.?? I have had news. We have a super spreading virus and have to shut everything.
Macron: Is that right, Boris?
Boris: Yes, it is. We are sooooo contagious I had no choice but to cancel Christmas.
Macron (and the rest of the EU): In that case we have to shut all our borders.
Boris: oh fu....