Oh OK, 200 coffees at Starbucks. And before anyone queries the value of that I don't value Starbucks, so my assessment is meaningless on that score too.

If I said 100s of GBP that would translate near enough into Euros or USD on current exchange rates. And then there is the garage costs for fitting, and the miscreants wouldn't leave the exhaust (OK muffler) neat & tidy, so another wad would go for a new one of them. Maybe they wouldn't wreck the exhaust manifold or that would be another scrape of the wallet.

I think I'll buy a Tesla. They do them in red. And on a helpful note (aren't I just?) maybe it would be safer to park next to a Tesla if it was set in "Sentry Mode" - close up pictures of furtive individuals would on its camera storage.