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Thread #159235 Message #4086202
Posted By: JennieG
02-Jan-21 - 09:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Oh Great One, your munificence knows no bounds!
The Date is now marked on the Imperial Oubliette calendar in letters of burnished gold. May we have Your Most Gracious Permission to increase the water ration to each prisoner by - say - another drop on that day, to mark the occasion? This will enable the unfortunate miscreants to sing a song of praise to Your Good Self with more gusto than the usual feeble croak.
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)