Just for fun.

Me girlfriend had her labia done,
And it's put an end to all me fun,
She's laced it up with a golden chain
like a chastity belt, it's caused me pain.
It takes me an hour to get it undone,
It's 8-mil gauge and it weighs a ton;
She's getting a padlock and that's a drag,
But I've got boltcroppers in me bag.