Oh the kilts are shorter in Floriday,

Where the seventh generation Scotsmen say,

"Ya caint take the high road we only got the low

but pack yuh up some oranges, afore yuh up 'n' go

and take yuh 'long some skeeters,

to feed the highland midge,

it's 'bout time we found some use,

for that nasty sonuva b&^$%!.

Frank i.t.s.