From my memory:

It's a hoe down, It's a hoe down
All the world in a sexy showdown
Very little time left Move your bums
Gotta be ready when Jesus comes

Now you can start this Friday night
Invite your friends to the Festival of Light
Home made movies. letters books
Give your porno one last look
And before the bonfire is finally lit
Read aloud the DIRTY BITS.

It's a hoe down, It's a hoe down
All the world in a sexy showdown
Very little time left Move your bums
Gotta be ready when Jesus comes