Who changed the thread title and buggered up the opening joke? :-(

There really is no need to explain everything you know. I've noticed an annoying trait from West of the pond. You tell a joke and then insist you have to put an explanation after the punchline. I know you have 70+ million idiots there but, honestly, most people understand humour! In the same way, there was absolutely no need to change the thread title. People will either read it or not.