The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113950   Message #4089887
Posted By: GUEST,guest
25-Jan-21 - 04:46 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
New, new my heart is new
Straight from a man in Kalamazoo

New, new my heart is new
It's guaranteed till '72

Late last year when I went insane
I went shopping for a slightly used brain.

New, new my lungs are new
They were so cheap I coulda bought two

New, new my spleen is new
So are my kidneys, may pancreas too.

(Not sure of all of the wording but this is what I remember). Line 3 is probably wrong, and I don't know the order