5. Honk-Hiss-Tweet-GGGGGGGGGG
What child doesn’t laugh at the hilarity of different silly mouth sounds a singer may produce? Gargling, a lost art, always brings a giggle.

“Honk-Hiss-Tweet-GGGGGGGGGG” also
reminds kids of those not-so-acceptable noises
the mouth can imitate, and brings on even
more hilarity.

One day I met a wee little pig,
With a honk, hiss, tweet, g-g-g-g-g,
Walking along the road.

“Oh where are you going, my wee little pig?
With a honk, hiss, tweet, g-g-g-g-g,
Where are you going?” said I.

The little pig answered me, clear as a bell.
He said, “Honk, hiss, tweet, g-g-g-g-g.”
That’s what he said to me.

So if you ever meet a wee little pig,
With a honk, hiss, tweet, g-g-g-g-g,
Walking along the road
You’ll go,

“Honk, hiss, tweet, g-g-g-g-g.”
That’s what you’ll do, I know.