I remember some of the words to this one, but can't remember which song was being parodied...

There's a brand new dye on my favorite tie.
I got it when I ate Hot Pizza!
There's a glob of goo on my new suede shoe.
I got it when I ate Hot Pizza!

Each time that I eat it I am dripping mozzarella.
I need an umbrella. Sloppy fella!

It was from the same issue as "Chopped Liver". Can anyone fill it in?
Many thanks!