This is the song my church girls youth group sang

I wish a were a fascinating lady
Who slept all day and worked all night
And if I were a fascinating lady
I’d live in a house with a little red light
And once a month I’d take a vacation
And rid myself of sex frustration
And once a year
I’d go hog wild
And have myself an illegitimate child
I wish I were a fascinating lady
Instead of a goddamned VIRGIN!