In the Australian Navy sometime between 1966 and 1973 I heard various versions of the Daniel/King story, all similar to what has been written before on this site.
There is one ditty which was related to me which I wrote down in around 1967 or 68.
Some of the terms are British/Australian Navy which I will try to explain in brackets.
The First Lesson Of Jack.
And it came to pass that on the third day after mismusters (where those that missed pay day or an issue of something, gathered)for rum and tickler (a hairy ring attached to the penis to please ladies)issue, that Nabob, son of Paybob (The Supply Officer), not worth two bob, known as Jack for short but not for long, set out for the town of Jerusalem to find himself a woman with whom he might lay. On his way he passed near the town of Nazareth where he was espied by a woman drawing water from the well. Where goest thou sayeth the woman. I go to Jerusalem to find myself a woman with whom I might lay. Are not the women of Nazerath more beautiful than the women of Jerusalem sayeth the woman. Verily it is so sayeth Jack. I may tarry. So Jack tarried. As a matter of fact Jack tarried too fucking long and next morning he awoke to find the woman about her work. What beith the time quoth Jack. It wants but a little of 8 bells sayeth the woman. Gor fuck me dead sayeth Jack, 8 fuckin' bells late again and headed back to his ship. Alas, he was set upon by slanty eyes and jauntyites (Naval Police)and thrown into the lowest of dungeons, yea, even lower that that. Next morning he arose to face an assembly of the elders known commonly as Commanders Table. The Jimmy (first Lieutenant)sayeth unto Jack where were thou last night and Jack replied I lay with a woman all night. The Jimmy sayeth Jack squeeze so Jack squoze and low and behold a green bubble arose and the Jimmy sayeth unto Jack Thou art of the Rotten (VD)and must journey to the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights. Alas, on his way to the wilderness Jack was set upon by bandits, not just ordinary bandits but arse bandits. They ragged him, bagged him, scragged him and shagged him. Then, after drawing lots for his Burberry (a Sailors great coat)they sent him on his way rejoicing with pockets jingling and rectum tingling. After serving his 40 days and 40 night in the wilderness Jack headed back to his ship. On his way he once again passed near the town of Nazareth where he was espied by the woman with who he had so recently laid. Jack, I beareth your child, what steps art thou taking. Bloody big long ones sayeth Jack and bolted back to his ship. So endeth the lesson.
Cheers
Dallas