It is hard to see how education has benifited some. Shall we count the ways. Even as trolls go they are perfectly mediocre.

Mr. Sandman (yes) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Mr. Sandman, someone to hold (some-one-to-hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old

Mr. Grandstand Turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring us a dream

a dream like driving
driving on Mars.
beneath the red sky
at night all the stars.
its not a Morris
like some UK small cars.
Mr. Sandman turn on your high beams

Mr Sandman
turn on some tunes
music in thin air
sounds like bad fumes
don't try to grow even one potato
or even leafy legumes
Its just too damn cold.

Mr. Sandman...