My friend Ryan was doing bad things! We were over the Newman Center, and people kept calling, asking for Ash Wednesday Mass times for the next day. So Ryan calls us up on the cell phone (from the other room)...my sister answers, and he's saying in this whiny Indian accent "H-Hello? Wha-wha-wha-what time do you have de ashes? You know, de ashes?" Of course, his girlfriend Josie saw him and started laughing...which we could hear on the line. Lol...maybe you'd have to know the Ordinio Ordonez joke to get it...