"Friends, Quanons and countrymen lend me your ears. We here at CPAC to welcome our lord and savior Donald Trump after his heroic effort to save Amerika. Furthmore we have canceled our invitation to Kike Pense and Mith McConnel."

CPAC has in fact made a golden idol of Trump for their rally. For some reason Donald the idol is dressed in shorts so it doesn't look so much like the golden calf.