down by the bank of the Hanky Panky where the bullfrog jumps from bank to banky
say eep opp eep opp opp skiddle diddle kernel pop
say 1. 2. 3. 4.
I pledge allegiance to the flag
sour apples make me gag
coca cola keeps me up
now im drinking seven up
seven up has no caffeine
now im drinking gasoline
gasoline gave me the flu
now im drinking mountain dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now im drinking water fountain
water fountain sprang a leak
now im drinking iced tea
iced tea has too much ice
now im drinking water ice
water ice has too much water
now im drinking
plain
old
di-et
coke