The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #169175   Message #4096612
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
08-Mar-21 - 07:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2021
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2021
A young man goes into the confessional.

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been two months since my last confession. Last week I went to a dance"

"Oh, did you now" says the priest

"...and I met a girl there"

"Oh, DID you now" says the priest

"...and I took her outside"


"...and we were making love, standing up in the bus shelter"

"That's a TERRIBLE thing to do to a young girl" continues the priest

"....when a bus arrived and, in the headlights, all the people on the bus could see who she was"

"And what was the name of this poor, innocent child that you so wantonly brought disgrace upon?" demanded the priest.

"It was the vicar's daughter, Father"

"Ah well," sighed the priest, "boys will be boys".