I found an old handbag.
I filled it with lead.
I hit an old woman
Right over the head.

The copper he stopped me
And asked me my name
I gave him the answer
With a bicycle chain

The judge said stand up dear
And dry off your tears
You re sentenced to mountjoy
For the term of 2 years

There's bars on the windows
There's bars on the door
And even your pisspot
Is nailed to the floor